DISCLAIMER: I'm sure most of you friends of mine can guess who I'm talking to in this "parody," but I still want to leave it to interpretation. This is one of the most personal rewrites I've written in a while. Enjoy!
WILL I STILL BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN?
To the tune of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down
Was watching Dancing with the Stars to ease my stressful mind
Then, that commercial came on, and I just felt like I could cry!
Anne's time as desktop queen would be over quite soon
Mere weeks until I switched to you, yeah
I see your face, and I cannot do anything but swoon
I get a light feeling whenever anyone says something about you
With my crush on you, I just feel like a kid
But I'm quite afraid that, too soon, this will end!
CHORUS:
If you do what Anne did, will I still be your biggest fan?
If you just shun evil, will I still dream of being your man?
I'll go on your fan sites, as long as I think it's right!
That alright?
Some say I'm wrong, some say I'm weak
But still your pictures I will keep
Yet, you're still human, so, one day, you might just let me down
Just can't get you out of my head!
V, did you hear what I just said?
I know that I am definitely obsessing now!
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
REPEAT CHORUS
Yeah!
REPEAT CHORUS
Whoa, oh, oh!
(REPEAT UNTIL END)
