Where Am I Gonna Find Her?

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WHERE AM I GONNA FIND HER?
To the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin

(Hey, everybody, let's try not to get off track, please!)

She's into vintage items
But she still likes Victoria
Spends much of her time reading
Loves spring, but just hates fall
She's into science fiction
Revenge of the Sith made her cry
She'll talk all about TV
For hours, day or night

She's seen every episode of Raven and Growing Pains!
She absolutely hated when Siobhan they did eliminate!
And she believes in the Way!
(Come on!)

Loves to check books out!
So, where am I gonna find her?
Can take away your frown!
So, when am I gonna find her?
She is just so well-read,
And can't get enough of trivia!
I will seek her out!
Where am I gonna find her? (Come on!) (2x)
Yeah, when am I gonna find her?

Whoo!
All right!

She loves those Reeves-Stevenses
And the great Thoenes, as well!
She hates it when she misses iCarly
'Cause she was so into a great novel!

She never goes to theme parks 'cause she prefers the library!
And, she does like Harry Potter but thinks Twilight is so lame!
And, she likes Anne Hathaway!
(Come on!)

Won't care 'bout "in" or "out"!
So, where am I gonna find her?
Tells big, manipulative jerks off!
When am I gonna find her?
Knows what the Bible says,
And can quote the Book verbatim!
I will seek her out!
When am I gonna find her? (Come on!)
When am I gonna find her?
So, where am I gonna find her?

Whoo!

She dances to her iPod and acts like she's insane!
She'll hug anyone who's going through strife
And tell them it will be okay!
Says, "Tomorrow is another day!"
(Come on!)

Loves superheroes, POW!
So, when am I gonna find her?
Thinks "Waity" should have no crown!
Where am I gonna find her?
Thinks disco isn't dead,
And easily quotes Tim Taylor!
I will seek her out!
Where am I gonna find her?

Has a diverse iPod!
So, where am I gonna find her?
Wants that Obama out!
When am I gonna find her?
Watches PBS Kids and always laughs at that Lisa!
I will seek her out!
When am I gonna find her? (2x)
Where am I gonna find her? (2x)

Gotta, gotta, gotta find her, come on!
Come on!
Gotta one day find her!
Gotta, gotta, gotta one day find her!
Come on, now, where is she?