Make Them Mine

DISCLAIMER: Despite today's date, this "song" is meant in all seriousness; enjoy!

MAKE THEM MINE

To the tune of "Make it Shine" by Victoria Justice

It's so fun, bargainin'!
I see somethin' I want, and then
I take the price to a big low!
No, I don't know what I'll find now,
Or what deals I will make!
But, I surely will make a great deal!
I see something now; decided I want it!
Let's make a deal!

CHORUS:
Yard sales are the only way I get my entertainment!
Find the most random things, all at such costs convenient!
So much fun for me; I find everything!
What is not to like?
Yes, I know yard sales are nothing but secondhand things!
But, the deals I find there always make me want to sing!
I see awesome things!
I start bargaining!
Then, I make them mine!

People, why don't you know
That yard sales are the place to go?
Why keep buying
Everything new?

I am here to show you all how
Things could be much cheaper
If only to yard sales you'd go!
There's one going on now!
If you would just give it a try, you'd know!

REPEAT CHORUS

Everyone, I'll tell you that yard sales are so much fun! (Whoa!)
But, some don't do a thing except peddle and sell junk!
Still, all of 'em are not like that; assuming that is unfair!
Oh, you doubt it? Well, believe it, 'cause there's tons of good yard sales!

REPEAT CHORUS

No more; I'm done!

If you know me, you no doubt know that I am a big fan of various celebrities, especially Victoria Justice and Jennifer Stone.  I've talked about those two to pretty much everyone I've communicated with over the past year.  However, I think it's time to call it quits.  Victorious stinks; it never really has been funny, and the songs are ridiculous, especially "Freak the Freak Out".  Seriously, what does that even mean?  Wizards of Waverly Place is just as bad, especially now that it's come to an end.
So, then, if Victoria and Jennifer are no longer my top two famous people, then, who will replace them? I'm not sure just yet; I've been considering Rebecca Black, Carrie Fisher, Justine Bateman, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, and Lea Thompson, just to name a few.  Some of those are older actresses, I know; I started out crushing on classic stars, so, maybe I should return to my roots.  You may not like that, but it's not up to you; it's solely up to me.
By the way, do you know what today is?